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White Russian with coffee
I’m in the mood for a Columbian White Russian.
Two People use a condom sexually until climax, use said condom as a toilet for the next 24 hrs. Freeze it over night, and play dodgeball. First to get hit eats it.
Man: lets play Russian dodgeball
Woman: Nooo! last time you had diarrhea
When you do the Chinese Butt-Touch twice at the same time.
Hey there penis-touch, I heard you did the Russian Butt-touch.
The act of defecating in a plastic bag, freezing the poo and then inserting said frozen turd into a nice eastern European ladies twat.
Why buy a rabbit? She loves the russian ice pick.
The 'Russian Deadline' refers to the commonly made promise of the Russian Federation, specifically Vladimir Putin, on the deadline of military offensives. Similar to the Russian idiom 'China's Final Warning' (in Russian: последнее китайское предупреждение), the Russian Deadline is not completed by the date given, and in fact tends to go far over.
Examples of this include the beginning of the war in Ukraine, when Putin had told the press that the invasion would take a matter of a few weeks. - It has now been 2.5 years.
Another example, although incomplete, is the recent statement from Putin that he "has ordered the Ukrainian armed forces to be pushed out of the Kursk region by October 1st". - As a solid counter offensive has yet to even be constructed, this is highly sceptical.
"Thomas said people would start showing up around 4, but that seems to be a Russian Deadline."
It's a titty fuck but but instead of the boobs it's the scrotum, and instead of the penis it's the finger
I'm about to Russian titty fuck the shit out of you with this finger
A Russian traffic stop is when in a video game or irl if you are a true Slav you rush at a active enemy tank while shouting “urrrah urrrah” jump on top of it break the hatches open and kill the whole crew Stalin would be proud
Soviet soldier 1 do you see that panzer comrade ivan?
Ivan yes comrade
Rush that Cyka
*ivan does Russian traffic stop and impresses Stalin*