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(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your shit and don't leave any in my shower for me to clean up.
(verb) the process of using your foot to loosen deficated matter released in the shower while douching your colon in preparation for anal intercourse so that the expelled fecal matter can be washed away and go down the shower drain without clogging it.
Make sure you waffle squish your sh*t and clean my shower with soap instead of leaving me a surprise to clean after we hook up!
Noun. An evolved vagina wherein a traditional blue waffle has manifested into gangrene, scalded skin syndrome, and Stevens-Johnson syndrome all rolled into one.
Kevin: Hey man, did you vote for Kamala?
Joe: Fuck no! I hate that queefing Green Waffle cunt!
A vagina that queefs a bubble. Especially from a vagina with a lot of fat on it.
The girl I was banging laughed and created a bubble waffle
When you take a shower after drinking coffee and have to take a shit. So you end up waffle stomping them down the drain.
"I got the coffee shits so bad in the shower this morning that I had to Coffee Waffle them."
When you're making waffles after smoking weed, and you accidentally put weed in the batter
Dan: Yo you got my weed?
Jamal: Nah man sorry, I made a kush waffle on accident.