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A unit of measurement that can be made to mean anything. Just like the word fuck.
New York tastes like it's about 50 fuck units away from here.
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Verb: To lie about a situation or event in order to increase one's social standing, or to extricate oneself from an undesirable situation.
Noun: One who lies for the reasons listed above.
Origins: Those who claim to have slept with a Hanson brother are clearly lying in a misguided attempt at impressing cohorts.
"They wanted to put me on the waiting list, but I totally Hanson-fucked myself a ticket!"
"I wish I could come out tonight, but I have to stay home and feed my cat." "You're such a Hanson-fucker."
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A simple reaction that describes only question and disgust.
(Warning there were real quotes)
“One time I accidentally nutted in my eye”
“Excuse the fuck”
“You people make me wish I was uncircumcised”
“EXCUSE THE FUCK?!?”
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Expressed as a decimal, it is a metric of the likelihood that you will finally say, "fuck it" and give up or quit. Most often used in work situations. 0.1 is considered mild frustration, 0.5 annoyance, 0.8+ violent rage/physical pain. 1.0 is the instant you quit, 2.0 is going postal.
During the company meeting when they said we were all getting pay cuts I was at .98 fuck it factor, but now that I'm at the bar I've mellowed to a .86.
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There's a sheila drinking beer, and hitting herself. She tries to be Tony Hawk. She fails hard. She lays there for a while. Here's a kid pulling the finger. To the right you'll notice there's a fire. Aaand there's a fat pig.
Ozzy Man said " Someone should write this as the definition of "destination fucked" in the dictionary".
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A place where you'll find a woman named Sheila surrounded by fire, a kid flipping the bird, and a fat pig, all while she smashes a beer on her head and attempts to skate off of a roof Tony Hawk style, and eats shit.
"By golly Bob, that woman sent herself straight to Destination Fucked after attempting that sad stunt"
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A woman chugging half a beer before failing to crush the can on her head, then almost falling g off a roof; simultaneously being flicked off by a small child; fire and a fat pig in the same frame for some odd reason
Bloody wanker! They're all headed to Destination Fucked!
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