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What your mother screamed when I put it in her last night.
"Oh god, i'm gonna cum."
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In the book of Exodus in the bible, God gives Moses several tricks in order to pursuade the Israelites that God was on their side. Prior to the 10 plagues, God gave Moses the ability to make the Nile red when he poured it on land, to make his hand leprous when he took it out of his cloak, and to turn a snake into a staff. The staff became known as the rod of God.
The rod of God worked like a kick-stand.
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This is an interjection taken from the Zora Neale Hurston novel, "Their Eyes Were Watching God" Many of the African American characters speak with very Southern Dialects. "'I God" is actually a shortened form of "By God" This term is often used in order to mock the dialogue of the novel. It can also be used to express one's god complex.
1.) We're gonna have a flood out here 'I God!
2.) I'd rather eat a bullet than ever read "Their Eyes Were Watching God" again, 'I God.
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One who doesn't fuck around on defense and will dunk on your whole squad if the opportunity is provided
" first and foremost I am a clamp God"
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Similar to pass-the-parcel, the popular kids party game.
Involves multiple women administering a hand job to one man. Each woman takes it in turns (which are timed by whatever means deemed appropriate). The winner is the one to bring him to climax during their turn.
Also known as "A damn good night"
Example:
"You are not going to believe this. I got drunk with a few girls at my place last night, they only gave me the hand of god! Rachel won in the end"
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A drink that is extremely delicious in every way possible known to man.
Man 1: Oh, man, Big Red is the Elixir of the Gods!
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"Smell it....smellllll it...enjoy. it's like...God's vagina."
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