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Noun: A crude name for a woman’s vagina, often referring to a large, unused and drafty minge.
‘Janet’s got such a ham garage, it was like throwing a sausage down a tunnel - I barely touched the sides’
When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!
Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts
John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it
When your trainer smacks you across the face with a big dose of HAM
Damn Dwayne just got hammed in the face!