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A painful sore rectum induced by too much spicy food
Ooh shit, m' arse is like a japanese war flag after all them chiles!
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A major fight between family or cohabitants. Usually involves throwing things, and can be heard about a block away.
Amy's having World War III with her parents, so I'm letting her borrow my couch.
It sounded like the neighbours were having World War III last night...and then a lot of make-up sex.
After we had World War III for the second time this week, I threw his stuff out on the lawn.
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Iron Man, Thor, the Hulk and the rest of the Avengers unite to battle their most powerful enemy yet -- the evil Thanos. On a mission to collect all six Infinity Stones, Thanos plans to use the artifacts to inflict his twisted will on reality. The fate of the planet and existence itself has never been more uncertain as everything the Avengers have fought for has led up to this moment.
Some Friend: Hey Wanna Go See Avengers: Infinity War
Me: FUCK YEAH
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When a woman's breasts droop to the sides as if someone is playing Tug of War with them, they are repelling each other in such a manner that they act as if they are magnetic poles that are repellent. Kind of like when one man is pulling on the right tit, and one man is pulling on the left tit.
Picture a nice, droopy, saggy pair of breasts. Now picture a thick rope in place of those breasts, now picture two men, one pulling on each of the ropes in opposite directions, make the boobs separate and go in opposite directions.
"Did you see that 90 year old woman? DAMN! she was lookin fine but she had Tugga War Titties (Tug of War Titties)"
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An as of yet untested sex act in which the perpetrator, whilst being fellated by the victim, screams "BANZAI!!!!!" and rips a deafening (preferably wet) fart directly in the face of said victim. Extra points are awarded if victim is either drunk from excessive saki or is somehow dressed as a geisha.
"I no longer have a girlfriend after our night in Tokyo ended with a Japanese War Tuba at the hotel."
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1. A day in which the true fans of George Lucas' series celebrate by recreating lightsaber duels, watching all six movies, and playing Star Wars video games.
2. May 25th, since almost nothing having to do with Star Wars happened on the 4th. On the 25th, the original movie came out, AND It's the real Star Wars Day of L.A., whereas the 4th is unofficial entirely. A Star Wars book was published on the 4th. That's it. The book wasn't even that good.
Wanna-be Star Wars Geek: May the 4th be with you is funny, so that's Star Wars Day!
REAL Star Wars Geek: FUCK YOU!! Stupid ignorant shit! Go on Wookieepedia.com, look up May 4th, and THEN look up May 25th!! You'll see that MANY more Star Wars events happened on the 25th, you dumbass Nerf Herder!
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