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machine gun titties

When a girl with large breasts, preferably with erect nipples, grabs each breast and shakes and points them in the direction of her target, while making machine gun noises, to simulate automatic weapons.

My guy was not into sex last night. Until I busted out the machine gun titties and he was more then agreeable.

by plow girl May 25, 2014

11๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


sweet bird titties

titties of a bird, genius sweet. Or an exclamation of joy and exuberance.

SWEET BIRD TITTIES! This is the best bourbon ever!

by HOLY GOAT THROATS! April 17, 2006

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fuck My Titties

Also referred to as FMT, is a song written by local band Tonic Rapture, FMT has also been used as an exclamation.

1. Singing, Fuck my titties do da do!

2. An exclamation, OUCH MY TOE!! FUCK MY TITTIES!

1. Andrew- Hm you should try and climb that wall!

Hannah- Noo! im gonna hurt myself... ok fine!!

Andrew- Omg ur gonna fall off!

Hannah- FUCK MY TITTIES I FELL!!!!!!

KiKi- I knew you were gonna fall....

2. Fuck my titties! do da do! (pronounced fuck my tittes doot da doo)

by Bepsrockk July 7, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ballin ass titties

Basically means that it's one of the dopest, coolest, sweetest fucking things that you've come across in your day

Friend- Yo man! What'd you think of that party last night?
You- Oh! It was ballin ass titties bro!

by WhateverzClever July 23, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Amish Titty Licker

Someone who partakes in the acts of licking breasts, whilst being very courteous and respectful of the privacy of the female involved.

Can be abbreviated to ATL.

Note: nipples are treated as demi-Gods by the ATL's.

"She had a cracking pair, but I respect her as much, much more than that, as a person in fact. It was like our souls were connected via the act."

"You're such an Amish Titty Licker."

by scentless apprentice January 4, 2010

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


motor city titties

a female from detroit with extremely huge titts!

Oh my god,that girl has got motor city titties!!!!!!!!!

by VANORTON June 29, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Titties Is Out Day

A day of unseasonably warm weather following a lengthy stretch of cold weather that causes women to overcompensate by wearing unusually revealing or form-fitting clothing, thus accentuating their breasts and allowing men to see them for the first time in weeks or months.

The first warm day of spring at my college campus was the biggest Titties Is Out Day of the year.

by DCDLM February 8, 2007

27๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž