a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.
Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock
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same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa
Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey
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When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.
Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.
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her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks
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British slang for a condom.
Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?
I certainly did!
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To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.
"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"
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