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gentleman's dress sock

a more sophisticated term, and one that can be discussed out loud without embarrassment at the restaurant or lounge, for condom.

Buffy: Charles, this has been an incredible dinner. Perhaps a nightcap at my place should you have a gentleman's dress sock

by pinotara April 23, 2009

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mexican sock monkey

same as an alabama hot pocket but add salsa

Matt Looney turned that nasty hooker into a mexican sock monkey

by bonedaddy0101 May 18, 2022

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Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019

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out his socks

TO FUCK THAT LIL NIGGA UP

ayy cuh we gon knock jhit out his socks

by vilznz March 1, 2023

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snooker balls in socks

floppy knockers

her tits fling around like snooker balls in socks

by hatband April 27, 2009

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British Morning Sock

British slang for a condom.

Ello' Olly! Did chu git yoor British Morning Sock todai?

I certainly did!

by MsViviette March 15, 2011

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Tijuana Tube Sock

To perform a Tijuana tube sock you begin by sucking the poopoo out of your partner's asshole and spreading it on their feet with your tongue. Next, they glide across your back in an ice skating motion with their shit covered feet. This is usually performed whilst listening to Enrique Iglesias music.

"Swedish back massages are for pussy's, i prefer a Tijuana tube sock!"

by CustyJoe November 4, 2011

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