ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

how a memer says we missed the train

guy 1: oh (whatsapp notification sound) the trains leaving!

guy 1: well damn it.

memer: ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ!!!

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That one dude who took my subway at train station

That damn son of a b#tch he will fu#@ing pay for this damn yooooooouuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well That one dude who took my subway at train station will f@cking pay

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toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug

The ultimate comeback during periods of stress when you have no idea what to do. It'll cancel any argument that the opposing side has, no matter the cost. Cannot be used against or with "Poo poo pee pee dinkle toilet mustard head".

Person 1: These statistics show that everything you say is invalid.
Person 2: toot toot you Thomas the Train blue 1000 ping morsel of a scuttlebug!
Person 1: Crap

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Jamaican trains

Jamaica is so dumb quitting their rail service. But if they do bring it back make the lines called pum pum and batty boy becaus that’s Jamaica’s favorite and most used words

Pum Pum goes local

And batty Bwoy goes express

Jamaican trains would be nice to revive One day

Cleveland steam train

the act of shitting on a person's chest and then during the shit the person shitting moves their anus up to the mouth of the person they are shitting on while shitting through out the process.

man, i gave jenny a Cleveland steam train last night and holy shit she was so wet after.

Craft Training

is a mint oul place in omagh, strabane, Derry and cookstown ye should join rightly...

dont be a bum all yer life and join Craft Training todayyy.

LynchLooch Train

When two men of Italian descent silently pass a girl onto one another, getting a nonstop supply of nudes form said girl while she has no idea. However, the girl says to both men that she is only talking to one of them, revealing to the men that she is indeed a thot fuckin' with multiple dudes at once. The Italian men then add her to a FaceTime call with them in it and expose her, leading her to falsely accuse both of them of rape. During the court case, they're proven not guilty and she looks like a dumbass to all her friends and family.

"What happened at court, bro?" The frat bro asked. "Well, my buddy and I were running the LynchLooch train on this girl and she had no idea, so we won. We exposed her for being a thot."