Willie

Dead asl.

Willie deep innat grave

typical Willies douche

A typical willies douche is someone who works at willies and does not correlate with anyone else but the willies cult.

Any worker their is a typical willies douche.

eastside willy

A stiffy (or boner) that bends to the left when facing south.

Barbados: Hey man, why is your brother not on Facebook any more?

Fred: I don't know. Fuck. I think he is just acting like an Eastside Willy....

Dorkwad Willy Gripper

When you're doing doggystyle and spit on both of your index fingers and then proceed to stick them in your partners ears and twist; delivering a potent wet willy and shocking them into tightening their vagina/anus at the last minute before you ejaculate. Similar in function to a donkey punch although less violent.

Best used right before you finish and on considerably dorky individuals.
An alternative method is to use your fingers in a double fish hook technique to use your partners own spit.

That girl Brooke from school is such a dork, she wanted to smash last night so I hit her with the Dorkwad Willy Gripper.

Willy-nilly believer

A careless believer. Someone who hears a statement or story and takes it for granted without considering the implications of that story. In religion, this is the belief in miracles as the multiplication of bread or the belief in an afterlife of a human after having seen the macabre decay of body (and brain). The opposite is an illuminated person who considers the plausibility and the side effects of a story.

There is no sense to discuss this with her. She just believes that she hears the spirits of the deceased talking, just willy-nilly. She is a willy-nilly believer in many things. Maybe she should take a course in physics. Or in psychology.

South End Willy

It’s the same as a wet Willy, however, instead of using saliva you use anal matter to lubricate your finger and insert into the ear

Dude I was walkin down the street and I saw my old friend Dave so I shoved my finger up my ass and into his ear giving him the ultimate south end willy

willy-mobbed

a sucker punch or
gang bang

ooooh damn they just willy-mobbed that chick!
did u see him willy-mob dude upside his head?