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The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.
I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.
(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm
oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed
when you take a shit in the bathroom and spray axe body spray to cover it up
“Dude, why’d you have to turn it into ass²?”
You are cdog and you are dating a girl but she eat ass
“Yo Chris what Keira up to tonight?”
“Idk I just know Keira eat ass so prob that.”
linglinger hitting it from the back while her titties sag
moose ass handing out papers like she tryna get a raise
A phrase people use when their friend, family members, or partner stinks
Matt: Did you shower this morning?
Johnny: No.
Matt: Well, wash yo ass! You stink!
When yo fart comes outcha ass smelling like really fucking bad
Did you just do an ass burp?
Yes 🤣
Yo, that shit stanks!!
Did something crawl in you and die
Damn you need to go get checked that ain’t Normal😑