Slobber Ass

One who has had their ass eaten; gender neutral and does not matter if the individual liked or disliked it. Can be used in name-calling, or to turn another individual on, if they both enjoy it.

You're a real Slobber Ass.
I hate being a Slobber Ass.
Go fuck yourself, ya Slobber Ass.
I want to be your Slobber Ass. ;)
Want to be my Slobber Ass? ;)
I'm going to make you squirm tonight, Slobber Ass.

Bark ass nigga

A really loud person

Person 1: ayo check this out! (Proceeds to break shit)
Person 2: bro shut the fuck up! You bark ass nigga.

sailor’s ass

A non-existent ass. Like Popeye the sailor man.

Me: Girl you have a sailor’s ass.
Girl with the flat ass: thanks!

higher than a cats ass

Too faded.

Devontleroy: Man that is some gooood chronic.

Javeonleon III: Yes. you look higher than a cats ass.

Piss ass

Someone who Acts like they have a stick up there Ass

Why you acting like a piss ass

Ass Fusion

The bonding or fusion of ass hair and underwear after an "accident". This occurs after sitting for a long time and the shit dries like glue. A rare experience, but can be very painful.

I had a bad ass fusion the other day when Delta lost my fucking luggage and I was stuck in the car.

brain-assed

(adj) a brain-assed person is a person that finds others suffering material for sarcasm

oh, have you seen Rana's last post? she is a total brain-assed