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A worldwide holiday on the 8th of March once every year used to celebrate the watch history and continuation of spectatorship of the chairman of Cuckoldery, Shiv "Sticky Ricky" Bhagaloo
Person1 (Usually of black, big nose appearance): hey, Aliyah is coming over for National Cuckold Day at 7:00, be ready when se does.
Person2 (Big bald head hairy man): alright, ill be in the closet by then.
The day in which all Cummy things shall happen at the highest frequency
20th Dec
1:C'mere bro it's International Cummy Day let's do some cummin
2:Aight bet
February 18 is the day to show off your trio, the people you been rolling with for the longest, the people who aren’t blood, but are just as close. The ones who you consider your day one’s and consider closer or just as close as your own family.
“Aye its February 18 (National Trio Day)
“Whats that mean?”
“It means post your trio”
“Oh bet that”
Totally Fantastic Day (TFD) is an incel dogwhistle meaning Total Female Death.
Hey Bob, have a totally fantastic day! You too Jerry!
dogwhistle used to mean total faggot death
"have a totally fantastic day!"
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On December third, everyone is legally required to be unconditionally nice to each other. Anyone who fails to comply will be sentenced to three months of obsessive hugging.
"Man, I'm tired of all of these internet day thingies. Yesterday was skipping school day. The day before was about sending nudes to people who completed NNN. The day before was about stealing hoodies until someone notices. Why can't we have a day where we just do something nice for each other?"
"What if we had a day where we were all just unconditionally nice to each other? It would be called "Be Unconditionally Nice to Each Other Day."
"That sounds really difficult to say, but okay."
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On march 7th kiss any girl you want
Yo it’s march 7th.
So?
That means it’s national kiss a girl day.
Oh dude that’s great I can kiss my crush.
Yeah but Um do you know where my sister is?