wake your significant other up right fucking now. disturb their sleep. it’s your day to annoy the shit out of them for no reason. it takes place on every 3rd friday of june
“oh why are you up so early?”
“it’s national wake your s.o. up day, so i’m about to throw some water at this bitch”
If you have two girlfriends you have to spend the entire day doing whatever they want you to do
For example if they want you to take them to lunch and cuddle them you do it. You do it on national 2 girlfriend day
On August 11th you can shake as much ass as you want, without anyone judging you!
Sarah- August 11th
Kay- Yes! It’s national hoe day!
Sarah- yesssss I finna shake this ass
Grab any person that is named Shannon and bully them because they are calling one of their friends swaizy
Hi, it's National Shannon Day