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My Father

A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!

My Father ruined my life and is the root cause of my mental issues.

by metabolism April 21, 2023


My Father

My biological parent. This individual likes to help others and read. This individual is a kind person. However, this individual also likes to comment on the physical appearance of the popular boyband, BTS, all the time. This individual claims BTS dress like “metrosexuals”, but are all secretly “lesbians”. This individual annoys me when he tells me BTS is a secret group of lesbians. This is because they are not, in fact, a secret group of lesbians. Also, the term “metrosexual” is offensive to both straight men and members of the LGBTQ+ community. If all of the BTS members were secretly lesbians, I would love them even more than I already do.

Hey, My Father has a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS.”
“Who doesn’t have a crush on Kim Taehyung of BTS?”

by ragazzaeatsthepasta December 16, 2021


wsg my man

what good ma man (*be swag here*)
ws=whats

g=good

wsg my man = wsg ma mans

for old people:

what is good my man?

for normal people:
YOOOOOOO WHATTTSSS GOOD MY MANNN

by qwerty3.1415 April 5, 2022


Stars in my ass

Anal herpe count in the crease

Man, the stars in my ass hurt like a bitch

by Kid in my Ass June 1, 2015


Touch my plum

Caressing the lower back/upper butt where the crack begins.

His hand slid down my back and I felt him touch my plum.

by HisAlienGirl November 20, 2015


My goat

The description of the goat of all of Futbol.

Another person considered my goat is the great Drew.

Have you seen my goat?
Oh are you talking abt Cristiano Ronaldo?

by The goat CR7 June 10, 2023


Lemme Sharpin my knife

A man take his penis and “sharpen” his penis in the woman.

@bhawkins1414

Hey babe lemme sharpin my knife

by Brendan Hawkins January 19, 2019