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A holiday celebrated when your Birthday is also Valentine's Day (February 14th).
Jane: "I can't believe tomorrow is Valentine's Day."
John: "Tomorrow is also my Birthday."
Jane: "Oh, so you will be celebrating your Birthentine's Day!"
On november 6th every year is olivia wilson day a certain someone named landon totten has to ask her out on this day or else he'll get bad luck for 30 years
"hey landon did you know its olivia wilson day"
landon: " oh shit i gotta ask that bitch out"
Thursday... what can i say, thursday.
Gymbrah 1: Its thursday today i cant wait to hit chest for the 3 time this week!
Gymbrah 2: Shut the fuvk up brah its deadlift day today!
january 2nd give a keira all the love and attention they need cuz keira's are awesome
keira: its national keira day all
person1: weeeee love u keira
May 24th is bully a German day it is the day where you can bully any German person without retaliation aka they just have to taste it
Jimmy:haha you fucking kraut
German guy: Hey, das ist nicht schön
Jimmy:it’s may 24th national bully the German day so you just have to take it
A day you have to work because someone got fired for being lazy.
"She's such a lazy bitch and got fired. Now I have to cover her on labor day, my day off instead of being at home with my husband having hot sex all day"
a day where we all worship janiyah and give her praise. and tell her that shes pir bestfriend tf
hey isnt it national janiyah day
yea
there she goes
happy national janiyah day janiyah ur really that bitch