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"Jacking off with pepperoni grease by only to blueballs. You don't finish."
I was seen in a playground Punching My Pizza
28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!
Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug
"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
That's what you say instead of saying that you need to google something.
To give you the answer, I'll need to consult my books
On August 9th it’s “ They wasted my time day. Post someone or multiple people who have wasted your time all these years.
“ Happy National They Wasted My Time Day “
DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
Sour: DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMAN
Dogtaro:DO YOU SKIBIDI ON MY TOILET TILL I CAMERAMA
Slang expression for "punch my stomache".
Yo',punch my gut!