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When someone talks smack/bad about your dick rather it be the size or shape or just the way it lookes
Lindsay-“Damn bob got a small weird lookin
dick”
Bob-“hey! Stop smack dicking me”
A lack of turgidity in the cock, due to opioid use
"Bruh down bad from that smack dick. He ain't hard no more"
or
Taylor: "Matty literally came before he was even hard. Fuck that smack dick, I need a football player"
Woke up on bone open hand dick slap
Its Tuesday mutha fucka dont cum at me with that 4 am dick slap shit!!!
A penis that is between 7 and 8 inches in length and average or above average in girth. It's not quite a Huuuuuuuuuuuuuge Dick, but it's pretty big, and it does the job, and it makes life worth living. When during extremely tough times in which suicide appears the only option, try to remind yourself that you may have a pretty big dick, dude.
Jack: Dude, I can't take it anymore. Imma kms.
Mick: No, dude. Don't.
Jack: Why dude? There's no point.
Mick: Cause you got a Pretty Big Dick, Dude.
Jack: Oh, ye.
Someone / something into whom / which you would potentially agree to put your penis.
"Hey, have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!"
"The Crème brûlée at that new French restaurant is perfectly dick-inputtable."
Somebody/something into whom/which you would potentially agree to sexually and/or casually stick your penis.
Have you seen Regina today? She looks really dick-inputtable!
Have you tried the crème brûlée? It is really dick-inputtable.