The act of hitting things with your dick.
I dicked the coffee table yesterday.
I am dicking the microwave currently, I can go out for lunch later when I'm not busy.
When someone is trying to make you look good or bad in front of a female
“Go talk to her” “no stop dicking me”
Thomas: Michelle this is kinda weird, I know, but I like dicking...
Michelle: what the fuck is wrong with you
When you put your dick really far down the hole
Sally: He was dicking me the other day
Mostly used when you are in a sexual relationship with Carl girl friend
Im dicking your girlfriend Carl im so sorry she said you two were just friend i didnt know please forgive me.
Hym "No no no. Seriously. You guys are dicking the shit out of me right now. This is grade A, fresh from the tap bullshit. If I wasn't a goddamn literary genius I would be lost for words right now. I guess if I wasn't a literary genius I wouldn't be lost for credit and a million dollars. It's a catch 22 if '22' was the number of piles of bullshit I have to deal with right now... This is shit."