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A hideously deformed male genitalia consisting of at least one extremely overgrown mole with two or more obscenely long hairs. Reportedly extremely pleasurable to women.
Mr. Zaire displayed the black hawk that went down nearby, and I witnessed his terrible tassel dick.
When the D gets soft half way up and topples over like a tower
i was finna smash but turns out he had topple dick.
Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
When the guy is about to have sex with you but he pulls down his pants and Danny Devito dressed as Mario pops put.
Yo dude, I was getting violently fucked last night but the guy turned out to be a Mario Dick
An asshole who thinks he is charming, but is really just a tool. Likely wears those jeans with the designs and sparkles on the pockets.
That guy from Jersey seemed really nice. Now I see, he is such a dick tool.
A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
When a guy is too depressed to fuck.
Girl: Hey wanna have sex!?
Depressed guy: I can't, I'm too dick depressed to even operate my shit.