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An amphibian that's lazy as fuck and wears a bulletproof shell on his/her back.Lives its life on land but lays eggs in water.Cold-blooded, heavy bastard that's slower than a man half-dead from work.
Look at that turtle, it's so lazy!
Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.
One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!
That's a tortise.
Turtle! Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! Turtleurtleurtleurtle -- That's a tortise
I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell
'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"
A nigga that cool to chill with and nice and awesome friend that will have your back in the end. Don't fuck with him he will fight you and win. We never backs down.