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jesus-kun

The hottest discord user to ever exist!

other known as jesus-kun#1105

oh to be jesus-kun

by spoopi November 19, 2020

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Jesus Juice

Cum

I just ejaculated Jesus Juice

by Lil Chodey September 1, 2018

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The Jesus Wheel

The Jesus wheel a frase from the term "Jesus take the wheel". It is used in a bad situation where you call it out to be able to get threw your problem. It was also used in a song by Carrie Underwood.

Guy: "OMG WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE"
Other guy: "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!"
Guy: " since we are in a bad situation we will use the Jesus Wheel!"

by Jo Ritter West September 24, 2017

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Rappin’ For Jesus

A American song to encourage Highschool kids to be Christian, you might know it for:
β€œThat’s Why Jesus Christ is my {N-Word}”

Highschool Kid: *Does absolutely nothing*

The Christian dudes: Listen to Rappin’ For Jesus

by Markalius February 5, 2020

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Meat Jesus

Hot scottish Jailbait.

Did you see Ricky on cam? He's some kinda Meat Jesus.

by Sparklies April 24, 2011

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too jesus

1. one who is really religious

2. one who would not be a good partner due to his/her beliefs in christianity

I really like that guy but he is too jesus for me

by chaco14 June 26, 2010

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Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!

Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.

by fubsish January 28, 2010

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