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when 3 people can't hang at a party and try to out do everyone else. the night normally ends with 3 people passing out and puking anywhere they can find a spot.
Guy: omg those girls can't hang!
Girl: like you've never thrown up...
Guy: no i've thrown up.... but i've never had a 3 person puke orgy.
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On May 11 is national kiss a Short Person day, on this day you can kiss who you want and get away with it.
Thank God it's National Kiss a Short Person Day
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Kiss a short person on October 29th, right after kiss a tall person day.
"Oh jeepers, tomorrow is national kiss a short person day! Dude, you should kiss your crush!"
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Is subbing to T-Series and not PewDiePie
Zachary: WHAT!? Youre Being a horrible person...
Ryan: Wait, but i havent subbed to T-Series and im subbed to PewDiePie
Zachary: Nvm (Nevermind) Youre good, a good person
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go to your shortest friend and slap them smack across the face
friend:”go slap reese it’s national slap a short person day”
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When someone is overly obsessed with the hillarious hit tv-show Family Guy. Some common symptoms of this can be things like; boring the living crap out of your friends by telling the same Family Guy jokes over and over, turning all of your conversations into "did you see yesterdays episode?" or "so Peter was like...". One of the most irritating and shit indulcing symptoms is retelling an entire episode word by word thus extremely boring the other person. If not treated it can leave your personality consisting of nothing but Family Guy jokes.
Family Guy Personality Syndrome (FGPS) victim: Did you see yesterday's episode?!? I almost shit my pants twice!!
Diego: Ehh, no.
FGPS victim: Welllll, let me tell you the whole episode detail by detail! Don't worry it will only take about half an hour and be nowhere near as funny as actually watching it.
*Diego has now left the conversation, or risk getting a severe ear injury.*
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It means it makes you laugh at your own jokes.
Boy: What did the dog say to the camel?
Girl: What?
Boy: rough!
Boys mind: What do you think of that mr person number 2?
mr person number 2: aaah oooh eeee aaah
Boy: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Girl: Thats not funny.
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