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When 3 or more nice looking women face sit one dude at once typically the result of a bet. Either that or the dude is restrained or blindfolded.
Dude 1: I had no idea your two sisters and your girlfriend stuck with bets that strictly!
Dude 2: Oh?
Dude 1: Yeah! I never realized how akward Texan Skull Crushing is!
Dude 2: YOU BETTER RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BOY!
Alternate context:
Dude: What where am I? I can't move or see!
Sister 1: Take the blindfold off of him!
Dude: Why are you naked exactly!?
Sister 2: have you ever heard of Texan Skull Crushing?
GF: Hope you like the booty
The quality of having crush on someone.
Nefeli: So, on a scale of 1 to 10, how much crushness do you have for Kevin?
Priyanshi: 10.
Nefeli: Wow.
Kiss your crush/girlfriend day.You have to kiss them.
Kiss your crush or girlfriend day
When you and your best friend have a vagina and also a crush on each other.
Steph and Jess have a Clam Crush on each other.
Hey I just wanted to say it’s ask out your crush day :)
December 1st
Ask out your crush day. Don't be shy, do it.
Person 1: hey, it's Ask out your crush day so, will you date me
Person 2: yes! I was just going to ask you
Same basic idea of a donkey punch, except as you finish her, you finish your natty daddy and use the back of her head as a can crusher.
STUNNER
Was totally smashing last night and my homie tossed me a piss warm natty, cleared it and donkey crushed it on that hoe. #Necrophelia