Stop My ass is Burning!

Well if you find yourself screaming Stop My ass is Burning,you're probably being raped.

You go over your friends house.
BroRapist:Hey Man you want some champagne?
Victim:Nah dude thats for romance.
BroRapist: Well who said we cant be romantic ;)?
*BroRapist anally rapes the poor victim*
Victim: STOP MY ASS IS BURNING!
BroRapist: 10 more pumps baby!

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Burn a furry alive day

On January 1st, anyone who survived NNN and joined in on national beat a furry day gets to burn one alive.

Wow, its national burn a furry alive day already! Time to send them back to which they came, which is hell!

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Burning the green midnight oil

To stay up smoking the marijuana rather than sleeping. Usually followed by an attack of the munchies, resulting in a loss of snack food.

"I'm sorry i fell asleep in your class, Professor, but I was up all night burning the green midnight oil."

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B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)

Medical diagnosis describing a syndrome characterized by:
-Burning sensation of anus upon defecating
-Painful release of fecal matter
-Waddling post-defecation

Often accompanied by: tears, need for preparation H, and is often directly related to spicy foods or constipation.

-Bro, your mom's chimmychangas last night gave me hardcore B.B.S. (Burning Butthole Syndrome)!

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Indian Burn Blow Job

The unique process where the shaft of the penis is rubbed raw, Indian Burn style, while the tip is pleasured orally. Burn may only be relieved by through the process of deep throating. Also refereed as an IBBJ

Man 1: Dude why you walking so funny
Man 2: That bitch gave me an Indian Burn Blow Job
Man 1: ouch! Rough on the dick? You raw and red?
Man 2: Been moisturizing all day

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down south chinese burn

When your girlfriend finds out your cheatin on her, and in then when your in bed with her she twists your dick like a chinese burn on your arm

why you walking funny?
your mom gave me a down south chinese burn
PUNCH

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Marc Summers Rug Burn

This occurs during sex when at least one person involved in the act has Obsessive Compulsive Disorder(OCD), a mental disorder of which Marc Summers is afflicted. It's like a traditional rug burn someone might obtain during sex but the person with OCD is mentally compelled to straighten things or make their surrounding neat and tidy while they are having sex.

It's distracting when I try to fuck a bitch on my Persian rug and I have to straighten the frills. This Marc Summers rug burn isn't worth it...

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