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A state in the Southeastern US which holds boundaries with Mississippi, Georgia, Tennessee, and very little of Florida. It is also known for the stereotype of inbreeding, given their high count of cross-bred individuals. It is also known for the backwoods rejects who fuck their sisters in their free time
Hey man, you from Alabama??
Yeah man, I was just up there bangin my sister for the weekend. Now I'm back to the ol' work schedule again.
A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.
Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.
Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.
A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots
Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring
Eating out a female relative who is on their period.
Bro I ate out my sister last night and it was the tastiest Alabama Stew ever!
It’s when a girl lays on her belly and holds her legs together and the man inserts on top, and the girl twerks or Gyrates while the man is inside
I banged heather like on a Alabama high dive
Also known as Alabama penis ketchup, Alabama ketchup is the rare and nauseating cocktail of dick cheese and blood. It is named after the state in which it was first recorded in 1986 after an incident involving a half-drank jar of moonshine, a nasty breakup, and an empty tub of lotion.
"Damn that homeless dude reeks of Alabama ketchup!"
"Shut the fuck up John you don't need to say that every time you don't like the way something smells"
"I'm gonna jack off until I make some Alabama penis ketchup"