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When two dudes greet eachother, in a non-gay way, by lifting their shirts and pressing their bare fat guys together.
Two dudes: "Hey dude how's it going?" * They Press ham
Dude over there: "wtf was that!?"
Two dudes together: "it's pressing ham man! Best way to greet someone!"
1. A ham that has rotted so badly that even flies cannot eat it. Maggots inside will die, and it has to be burned to get rid of it.
2. A person who has not showered in weeks.
Damn, Jimmy smells as bad as a bant ham.
a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.
Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!
This is in reference to a legend in the Dark Age of Camelot community. The player took on the form Boiled Ham late in his gaming career.
Boy - “Omg look it’s Boiled Ham!
Girl - “My panties are soaked right now”.
Boy - “Mine too”.
typically used to describe narcisstic undecided cunts
John: He's such a Ham The Great,
Michael: yeah he wins one out of 10 games then brags about it
Hams Riches a man commonly known as Hams because of his beef with dirt and soil, he likes to lick his fingers and make funny or bitchy vegan faces which is his eyes popping out while crying in class he is now rich and likes to fuck around with his fingers 20x more
Hams Riches fucked around with his fingers at night
When a person is fucking a pig from behind and just as they cum they thrust so deep it pushes the pig into the electric fence shocking the big fucker and amplifying the orgasm.
A man can build a thousand bridges, but one Inverted Ham and Mayo Electric Boogaloo and everyone is shocked they are a pig fucker forever.
Not as shocked as the pig fucker of course.