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johnson’s baby

Someone in a work environment who bursts into tears at any moment of the slightest confrontation.
Relates to Johnson’s “no more tears shampoo

What is up with Johnson’s baby now?
- Oh, I️ told her I️ couldn’t help her out with a spare bottle of stoli!
- FFS! Again?

by Staifreak March 13, 2018


The Baby's Cradle

The Baby's Cradle is when a man gets on his hands and knees, like he is the legs of the cradle, the female must get under him and act like shes giving him a hug with her legs wrapped around his waist, like the seat of the cradle, then she must continue to rock back and forth on the mans purple-helmeted yogurt thrower. This may require some physical strength from both man and woman.

"Dude Craig did you give Jessica The Baby's Cradle last night?", Craig " I sure did, and man my arms hurt."

by The Grotesque Groan June 14, 2009


Baby BaconBoi

BaconBoi but a baby, character from my upcoming show called: BabyBaconBoi Adventures.

-"I had this thing called oatmeal, it felt like Brody invented it, Brody said it already existed, it made me feel a little hyper, I kinda liked it". -BBBA episode 1, BaconBoi's birthday. (Duckie takes the cake.)

hey there Baby BaconBoi!

by BaconBoiurban May 23, 2021


Lobby Baby

Term used for the prostitute that a hotel concierge calls regularly and is typically waiting in the hotel lobby.

A: Concierge desk, how can I help you?

B: Yes, can you send the lobby baby to room 2134.

A: She or He?

B: She please and be quick about it.

A: Very good, Ma'm, your lobby baby is on the way now.

by zbunnyzero April 16, 2018


Billy Baby

A sexual act in which you have to take a hit from a bong whilst doing doggy-style, and blow the smoke inside the vagina and then proceed to ejaculate inside the vagina.

Ay Damo I did the Billy Baby on me girl last night”

“You’re fucked up cunt”

by Not an Australian April 2, 2021


baby luigi

The best person in the room if he is there

Your the best baby luigi

by Wdggfggu March 31, 2020


Trying for a baby

A excuse usuallyused by young married couples so they can fuck a lot.

Jack and Erin claim they are trying for a baby but I'm pretty sure they are using that as an excuse to fuck 24/7.

by jdoge7 March 14, 2015

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