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Ben loves to play fortnite. He loves to make jokes about how he will hook up with the sexiest celebrity, he doesn’t realize that the snapchats he will send to her don’t actually send until she adds him. He likes to make your mom jokes until you believe them. He tells everyone they are gay in reality he is the one humping the bus seat. He hates giving hugs and plays extremely rough and tries to roast the girls. He is extremely small and he dates girls and breaks up with them because they are better at fort nite then him.
Ben: dOod my lady killed me in fortnite and beat me up in school.
Person 1: god he’s in idiot
Person 2: that’s how we know he’s a Ben Jamin
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Is good good meth, dat fire ass shit
P: That nigga got some ben and jerrys, nigga is twacked out his mind
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Uncle Bens means pulling out so you don’t cum in a girl.
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A person of small statute and stubby thumbs.
Dude. He's a typical Ben Lamb...
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An urban legend, originating from Toronto, and discovered in New Haven, CT. Appears only at night, he is known for walking around Yale's old campus during the Explo program and sniffing hands, "stopping the kissers in the moonlight", talking hockey, and searching for a man named John Smith, presumed to be a lost lover. He is asian, and fluent in 14 Middle Eastern languages. Claims to live with Sidney Crosby, Roberto Luongo, and Wayne Gretzky. Enjoys cranberry juice and upon arriving at Yale, believed that it was Spain. Changes clothes every 8-10 days, and also is known for groping men. Is believed to be between 70 and 90 pounds and is approximately 4'9". Gu claims to be 16 years old, and can be seen during program hours exploring New Haven unaccompanied or walking with his assistant, Patrice. Is always listening to an iPod, containing a cycle of between 5 and 8 songs that repeats throughout the day. Almost always gives answers to questions that are extremely demented and off-topic. Also enjoys green tea.
Cramer: "Ben Gu, what do you think about the debt situation?"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"
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