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What happens after anal and you dont use a condom
Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"
When you've been having bareback anal sex and your penis has slight fecal residue.
"Ew man, you better wash off that bum cock before coming back to bed"
Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.
I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler
When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.
guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!
Said out of complete disgust at someone who is not sharing any of their ass or poo with you.
Bob -"Peter, you're eating all the shit you bum hog!"
Ryan- "Leave me some ass you bum hog!"
Sarah "Oh! What a fucking bum hog!"
1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"
Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"
a term for a rather stylish person that shops at goodwill,or other second hand stores, from time to time and beats the bums to all the good stuff.
OMG! I was tottaly bum shopping the other day and I found a pair of designer shoes!
You're, like, a super bum shopper! You're so lucky!