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1. When sitting in a park and your friend discovers a spider approaching your lower back going for your bum. This spider could be aiming to actually get inside your bum, therefore becoming a bum spider.
2. An imaginary STI where if you have anal sex too much, spiders will become attracted to your bum, then being able to be passed on to someone else who has anal sex with you.
Helena: "DAMN there's a spider going towards your ass!"
Doug: "SHIT damn bum spiders!!"
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What happens after anal and you dont use a condom
Guy 1: "Hey man did you and the Dan get it on last night?"
Guy 2: "Yeah dude I totally got bum sprayed! It was awesome!"
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When Something is so cheap and hilarious that it is described as bum- tastic. Usually used to describe good for nothings, slobs, and lazy assholes.
guy 1: Did you clean your room and brush your teeth today?
guy 2: No, I have a life you know!
guy 1: Thats bum-tastic!
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Said out of complete disgust at someone who is not sharing any of their ass or poo with you.
Bob -"Peter, you're eating all the shit you bum hog!"
Ryan- "Leave me some ass you bum hog!"
Sarah "Oh! What a fucking bum hog!"
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Someone who gives grief to homeless folk.
I saw a chav beat up a tramp yesterday, he was obviously a total bum troubler
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The build up of gas in ones underwear from constant flatulence, covering the bum region, and often providing warmth and comfort.
I have a thick bum jacket after the curry last night.
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1. Someone who is addicted to being a bum
2. someone that is always a bum
John: Joe, I feel so lazy today.
Joe: Get your fat ass off of that couch u bum-a-holic!
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