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White person from the Midwest
“Ugh! Jeshua is such a corn muncher!”
Used to express that someone is tall or bigger in general. Especially to refer to someone who grew up in the rural Midwest and is tall or “big boned”.
Person 1: “That girl is so tall!”
Person 2: “I think she’s from Iowa. That’s Corn-Grown!”
The nuggets that stick to your knob when pulling out after anal sex.
Hey, they must have a lot of anal sex, look at all the love corn they’ve collected.
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The last of the popcorn in the popcorn machine hopper @ the movie theater. The scrumbins and old maids stuck in the corner that they have to work to dig out. Typically what you get for your $8, then the guy behind you in line gets the fresh batch.
Bro! I totally cut in line @ the snack counter, then paid the price with corner corn. The dink behind me got the hot & fresh. Hoist upon mine own petard, Bro.
Bro! Went to Chipotle for a chicken burrito, but they were down to corner corn, so I got steak instead. Dodged a bullet, Bro.