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An unfounded but logical piece of information that may or may not be a fact, often wielded by dads at a BBQ.
Trav: "Did you know that if you pour Sprite on your balls you can taste it?"
Mike: "Sounds like a dad fact"
That weird random bit of information that a Dad will suddenly drop on you after you ask a fairly simple question. And is almost always 100% correct.
Me: why do international pilots need to know English?
Dad: It is actually called Aviation English. It was implemented because of a really bad plane crash back in the 1970's caused partly by language issues.
Me: *Googles it, sees hes correct* that's a Dad Fact!
the implication of your father figure (you don't have one) being homosexual. brother to 'ur mom gae'.
liam: "hey, hey, hey dumbass, guess what?"
jordan: "what now???"
liam: "ur dad gae"
jordan: "Liam, I genuinely am concerned for you and your sanity. Please for the love of God, get help."
liam: "HEHEHEHAEHAHEAHEAHEAHEHAEHAEHAEA UR DAD GAE YOU GULLIBLE PRICK AAAAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA"
A dad who either played D1 sports in college or socially engineers their child in order to secure a spot for their child on a team at a D1 school.
We had a little league D1 dad who became a coach to guarantee his sons position as a shortstop.
for most people that are fatherless, a best friends dad is the closest male to them. resembling your own father, but 100x better.
bro wanna come to mine?
is your bestfriends dad there
yeah
cool bro sure
A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"
Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?
Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.
Lol dad always say why I think negative because nobody is the problem but he himself think like that.