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A person, usually a woman, who begs to have a douche administered to her
Hey, look at that woman asking for a douche, she is a real douche beggar
A derogatory term implying someone is far "douchier" than the "douchiness" associated with a simple douche bag. A Douche Spittoon contains not just the contents of a rancid, purulent twat, but additionally the spent chew, phlegm, and sputum from a cowboy with horrendous oral hygiene. Alternatively a douche spittoon could contain contents of a pretentious victorian twat.
1. "Howdy, there partner, we have a warrant for the arrest of that douche spitoon, there yonder."
2. That guy gives douche bags a bad name; he is a real douche spittoon!
3. Phoebe was out of luck; as she forgot her bag, she was forced to hover over a spittoon to cleanse her rancid victorian twat!
There are many kinds of hipster ass thorns: the vegetarian, the vegan, the juice cleanse, the diet, the peanut allergy (I KNOW ITS NOT A CHOICE BUT SHUT UP ABOUT IT ALREADY I DONT NEED TO HEAR ABOUT IT GOD YOURE WORSE THAN THE LACTOSE INTOLERANT GUY!)
However, the gluten douche is arguably the most prominent of the bunch. The gluten douche likes to bombard you with excuse me does this have gluten? Or just asking what’s in something even though gluten douche knows damn well that isn’t gluten free they just want you to list all the things in it so they can interject and tell you how fat and unhealthy you are for even breathing near gluten
Guy 1: “Oh god it’s the gluten douche.”
Guy 2: “ I swear to god if he asks about gluten one more time I’m gonna shove this ‘gluten packed high calorie’ pizza crust down his throat.”
Guy 1: “It’s like we get it you’re healthy shut up!”
Guy 2: “Right?”
Gluten douche: “excuse me, but is that gluten free?”
Guy 1: “you don’t like the crusts right?”
a large vehicle for the transportation of douche, ie... more douche than just a douche bag
That dude just tried to rip me off, he is such a douche vessel
Sidney Crosby is a giant douche vessel
Jerry Jones is the original douche vessel
Douche Dumplings are hairstyles known to both Milennials and the LGBTQ community. A douche dumpling is often the hairstyle of choice for those confused between the need to have bangs and a buzz cut. More commonly referred to as a man bun.
today I spotted an entitled hipster aimlessly crusing the boulevard in his Toyota prius, well under the speed limit of course. As he flicked the lever to open his sun roof. The douche dumpling perched firmly atop his head began to slowly unravel causing thus causing him to narrowly miss the oncoming lgbtq rally that was forming .
A word made up referring to people who are douches. Word up bro.
Wow, that kid matt is a total douche kanoshe!
An annoying idiot of the highest order; someone you try to shake, even tell them of your outright distaste for their personage and still they hang around, asking questions and trying to get into conversations. They also tend to lack general, up to date knowledge of daily events and have awkward social skills. You refer to them as 'a group of douches' because they feel like they are more annoying than one person.
'Oh my god, you're such a Douche-appaloosa!'