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Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!
Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!
Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.
Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!
Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll
Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"
When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.
My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.
To masturbate by yourself.
To masterbate in general..
.......yeah.......I was scrambling my eggs this morning..........
I'd like to scramble her eggs......
If you eat this there might be something wrong with you and i think you need to go to the hospital cuz its bacon egg and cheese you dumbass
Customer:Can i get a chicken egg and cheese please?
Worker:Boss get out here
Boss What happened
Worker:She order a chicken egg and cheese
Boss: Call 911 NOW!
Customer:???? Why
10 mins later...
FBI: Where is she
Boss: over there!
FBI: *KIlls Customer*
Everyone:*Dances happily*
When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
When you're eating a double cheeseburger while getting bomb ass head from the partner of your choosing.
She gave me the eggs and bacon Royal, best date of my life.