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When you make scrambled eggs with nut in them.
My ole lady wouldn’t give me any last night so I made her eggs been-a-dicked for breakfast.
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Yummy spider egss so crunhy wow, yummy in my tummy!
Hey Timothy, did you eat your spider eggs? Yes mum, mhm spider eggs are delicious!
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Something tagged at the end of a serious sentence to make it funny. It was originated from complete boredom and a night of Chinese food leftovers. And the need to have an escape route for something serious. Usually said in a mimicked Chinese accent, hence the no an in between like and egg.
Guy: I want to stay with you forever.
Girl: O.0.....Like egg roll!
Girl2: Me love you long time.
Guy2: Like egg roll
Guy3: It went on forever, like egg roll
Girl3: LOL! Oh your SOO funny!!!!!!"
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When something is really funny, it is "cracking my eggs".
"That joke is cracking my eggs."
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An obese person
That guy has so many fat rolls he looks like a walking egg Mcmuffin
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When something is perfection..like a crew of your closest homies partying the right way in New Orleans. A party where shitting in baskets is allowed and the boot is the only thing that can be drunk. Or as some say...extra tight.
Damn that Mario kart winning streak was egg shit tight.
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