cracked a fat

To gain an erection

I seen her panties as she bent over and I cracked a fat right there and then.

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fat pack

Refers to a fat persons fat

As if you are cold. You're fat pack should be keeping you warm!

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Fat Porn

Pictures of hamburgers, chocolate and other fatty foods, that would make a fat person orgasm or drool over. Can include menus, food catalogues, google images or food websites.

Fat guy - "Hey dude have you got any fat porn?"
Guy - *Hands fat guy McDonalds menu*

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Fat girling

Fat girling: when one takes a bag of chips, or any other food item (plate, container, etc) and pours it into their mouth.

"Are you gonna finish those chips?"
"No, you wanna fat girl 'em?"

That is fat girling.

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Fat Chocobo

Having sex with a morbidly obese woman in an airplane bathroom.

"Man, I was riding a Fat Chocobo and the Stewardess nearly caught us. I accidentally depressed the flush button and her ass fat got trapped in the suction hole, it was scary."

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Fat Hamburger

Korean definition of US-Americans.

Yes fat hamburger, Undead kill many hero kekekeke.

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fat joe

A fat ass rapper who made one of the lamest duets ever with ashanti and ja rule. I swear, he's white. Also, his little stint on mtv cribs a while ago showed he knows fuck all about cars, see my definition of rover

Yo yo yo it's fat joe


shaddap!

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