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five cents short of a quarter

1)when you got a couple dimes
2)two hot chicks... nickel

when you see two dimes walking down the street, on a boat, or at the beach;

"dude, look over there is that a nickel?"
"Ya bro I'm about five cents short of a quarter"

by M.D.310 May 16, 2008

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I already got like five

If someone makes you an offer and you wish to decline say this.

Hey! you want a million dollars?
--Uh. That's okay. I already got like five.

by Rockefeller April 30, 2004

409๐Ÿ‘ 181๐Ÿ‘Ž


five fingered foreskin fandango

the act of masturbation by uncircumcised men.

what a dirty prick! Literally. Doing the five fingered foreskin fandango. Disgusting.

by johnnylongprong January 27, 2009

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Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"

Taking a shit twelve inches in length in roughly five minutes.

I just took the biggest five minute footlong.

Did you see that "FMF" that was left in the toilet?

........Five Minute Footlong aka "FMF"........

by Mr. 5150 September 8, 2010


how many beans make five

An old British expression, used in the context "he knows how many beans make five", meaning "he knows his stuff" or referring to one who's good at mathematical puzzlers. Derives from the days of the abacus, when the wooden beads (beans) were moved along in various increments.

"He's a clever bloke, he knows how many beans make five"

by Arthur Bostrom October 27, 2003

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five piece band

A band where the singer is either unwilling or unable to play an instrument.

Many bands have 3 or 4 members with the singer usually playing a rhythm guitar or in some cases (Eve 6 Max Collins), bass.

Brandon wanted to start a band. But since he could sing but had no ability to play any instrument, he insisted he'd start a five piece band.

by Downvoting Victim July 30, 2015

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five inch forehead man

A man with a really huge forehead. Usually ranging in dstance between the nose and hairline from 4.5 to 5.5 inches or so.

One may find it apporpiate to call his buddy 'your five inch foreheadedness'

look at the head on this dude.

Oh i know him. thats five inch forehead man.

by parrowman1 August 1, 2010

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