cut one from the herd

To surgically remove a testicle using a scythe. Very painful and gruesome. Also has been known to make your woman quite unhappy.

Fred got one cut from his herd. Kelly dumped his ass

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Tow up from the flo up

Describing a person/thing that is ugly from the waist down. Some one that is a hot mess, not to be confused with hott mess.

-Sally walks in-

Sally: How do I look?
Dave: Girl you look Tow up from the flo up!

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Get away from the flamin' boatshed!

1. The most Australian phrase ever spoken. Believed to have originated by a quintessentially Australian television personality by the name of Ray Meagher who played Alf Stewart on the long-running Australian show "Home and Away"

A: Oh dude. . foreigners. Let's fuck with em.
B: Okay. Hey mate! Throw another shrimp on the barbie!
A: fuck that off for a bad joke! We're having cattle! Chuck us a stubbie!
B: No wuckers mate *walks towards esky and staggers a bit*
A: OI! GET AWAY FROM THE FLAMIN' BOATSHED! BLOODY GALAH!
*foreigners looking puzzled followed by raucous laughter by A and B*

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Justin Timberfake from The Fagstreet Gays

Exaggerated way of saying someone's gay.

He's so queer, he's Justin Timberfake from The Fagstreet Gays

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distracting from the real issue

When you're getting called out on your bullshit and you need to quickly derail the conversation, accuse your accusers of distracting from the real issue.

"Hey could you stop talking over women?"
"I can't believe you're distracting from the real issue, class. You make me sick."

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until the donkey come from water

For a very long time.
A Turkish term similar to until the cows come home but it is used with give or get a thrashing.

If you get on with speaking like this, I will give you a thrashing until the donkey come from water.

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Girl that hops from guy to guy

Patience

Girl that hops from guy to guy : Aka (Hoe) (Patience)

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