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Arms that lack any muscle tone; possibly related to spending too much time focusing on wizardry and not on getting swole.
"No more Harry Potter arms, bro. It's time to get in the gym and start making some gains."
-Rubeus Hagrid
An absolute Chad. Will absolutely destroy you if necessary. Pretty sure he was a god at some point. Not even Italian but still a mafia boss. Grinds coffee like a God damn soldier.
That guy killed my dad but it's okay because he's friends with Harry-DON Philly.
A Narcissists who is notorious for blaming everyone and everything around them for their bad luck or behaviour’Even thought they caused it them self.
A Winging weak-minded and weak willed bitter man who subservient to an over baring woman. There for resents everyone outside his Bubble.
Generally a bitter simp and Bata male.
Also known as giving it a Duke of Sussex.
Pulling a Harry Windsor.
Man,
“it’s your fault everyone hates me for doing the stuff I did. If it wasn’t for you etc”.
“Ah stop it ya melt! You’re pulling a Harry Windsor again”.
Or
Its there fault I don’t get promoted, it’s not my fault I didn’t work hard enough.
Wife, shut up Harry Windsor and get back under the stairs where you belong. Speak when you are told to.
Husband, yes dear , right away dear. Sniff sniff.
Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.
A: hA! Harry Potter!
B: -chuckles- atleast you're not wrong
A really fake friend who cheats on his girlfreind he is the type of person who wants to make fun of you say fake things about you and then wants to spend the weekend with you
Made by someone that goes to sherwood
yuh Ja'-Ryus Harris
Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One!
Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.
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When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
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