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Boris Pavlikovsky says with his Russian accent to Theo Decker at the school bus. Used for calling a guy who wears glasses, especially guy with round glasses.
A: hA! Harry Potter!
B: -chuckles- atleast you're not wrong
A really fake friend who cheats on his girlfreind he is the type of person who wants to make fun of you say fake things about you and then wants to spend the weekend with you
Made by someone that goes to sherwood
yuh Ja'-Ryus Harris
Hermione Granger: she thinks you're the Chosen One!
Harry Potter: I am the Chosen One.
When someone takes a shit on someone's chest, in the shape of a smiley face, while sporting a raging boner.
Tonight I'm gonna introduce your sister to Happy Harry Hard On.
A person who's "Constantly" called to get one out of scrapes.
God I'm tired of being Sears' hard luck harry.
To the point of intoxication where the person's eyes can no longer blink in unison much like Daniel Radcliffe, the actor who plays Harry Potter in the major motion pictures.
Dude check it. Ralph is offcially Harry Potter Eyed!
Many men envy this elusive type of chub (erection). While attaining a 1/2 or even 3/4 chub is a well respected achievement, the Harry Potter Chub is a holy grail in the eyes of a man. The reference to Harry Potter is a nod to the Platform 9 and 3/4 as initially seen in the book. Such an erection, thus, goes beyond the normal realm of chubs. When a man surpasses the half chub with ease, a Harry Potter Chub is likely to arouse, while mysteriously skipping past all numbers in between.
To attain such a desirable chub, a man is usually subject to seeing an extremely attractive woman and/or objects such as HBT, jeeps, beer, colorado, sandwiches etc. This certain chub can cause pants to tighten and young children to scream. Use caution.
Also known as the HP chub or the Ron Jeremy Chub (RJ chub), who subsequently has a 9 and 3/4 inch penis at full girth. It's not a coincidence.
Mike: Hey have you seen any hotties lately?
Jeff: Yeah, there was this really hot chick in my accounting class. She was giving me a solid Harry Potter Chub.
Mike: Skeet skeet!
Jeff: Why are both our dicks so big, Mike?
Mike: We have been blessed by Hagrid!