Cat in the Hat method of finding things

Calculatus eliminatus: lets play a game and find all the places it not

I once got £500 for fixing a software memory leak that nobody else could find using nothing more than that Cat in the Hat method of finding things

throw my hat over the wall

throw my hat over the wall, to commit to doing something,
to say you will do something and then do it without hesitation.

JFK said we will go to the moon in 10 years, even though no one had started the space programe at that time but he had the stones to throw his hat over the wall.

JFK; lets go to the moon.

lyndon b johnson, thats not posible

JFK, screw it i'll throw my hat over the wall

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Drop you like a hat

let someone go

"Don't get stupid with me or I will drop you like a hat"

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hope to shit in your flat hat

Affirmative response to a question implying that the “yes” answer was more or less obvious or just a simple “Sure it’s going to happen, what else would you expect?” Navy slang from the 1950s referring to the “dress blue” flat had enlisted sailors wore at that time.

“You going out drinking tonight, Richie? “ “I hope to shit in your flat hat, I am”

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I'd wear a hat on a day like that

A cautionary platitude expressing the frustrations and/or ambivalence towards a situation; an exclamation of humanity's futility in the face of insurmountable insanity, stupidity, or all-around wretchedness.

- Do you ever have one of those days when you can't begin to justify having gotten out of bed?
- I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Kevin's coming back from vacation on Monday, and he will be pissed!
- Wow, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

- Hey Jerry, how's it going?
- Ugh, I had an 8:30 meeting with Bill yesterday.
- Ooof, I'd wear a hat on a day like that!

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Never pour gravy in a miner's hat

Well would you like it if someone poured gravy in your hat!No?Yeah exactly!

"Oi lets go piss off TJ"

"Never pour gravy in a miner's hat"

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Hang your hat on the muscle hamster

To put on a condom.

The term was originally used in reference to being "all-in" on Tampa Bay Buccaneers running back Doug Martin, who is known as the muscle hamster. However, the term sounds much more like putting on a condom.

"You don't know where that chick has been. Better hang your hat on the muscle hamster."

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