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A HOCKEY PLAYER-"The best kind of person in the world. The cockiest, toughest, most talented group of athletes in the universe. Not afraid to live the dream until they are like 35 then realize they never made it anywhere. Ladies love us. Guys want to be us.We are the soul of the universe."Here's to faceoffs, goals, assists, overtime, livin' on the road, cold rinks, early mornings, breakaways, glove saves, countless hours of practice, bag skates, thousands of dollars, robbin d-men, big hits, broken twigs, new skates, packin' bombs, wheelin' broads, coaches, adding the letter "y" to the end of everyone's last name, pick up, fights, let downs, miracles, game winners, ice every day, talking shit, backing that shit up with action, being hit so hard u cant see staight, hitting so hard they dont get up, getting concussions, handin 'em out, best friends, good times but most of all - the game, hockey
Dany Heatly, Cam Janssen, Donald Brashear, Ray Emery, etc. An ice hockey player is amazing.
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Ice melt socks are designed to prevent rooftop ice dams and winter roof leaks caused by melting ice flowing under shingles and into structures causing massive property damage.
Ice melt socks are designed for use on flat or sloped roofs. The socks, shipped empty, are heavy-duty non-hygroscopic, polyester weave, that resists tearing or absorbing water and remains flexible in freezing temperatures. This unique ice melt sock material allows water to permeate the weave freely in all ambient temperatures. Snow and ice turn to liquid when they contact the sock and water flows through the material to dissolve the solid deicer inside the sock. The deicer solution then flows off the roof to deice gutters and overhangs. Typically free form wrap seals allow the sock to hold 3-16 pounds of deicer crystals each. The socks are easy to fill, attach to roof and to remove at the end of winter. The bags may typically are machine washable and may be refilled with deicing crystals as needed.
The Canadian Mortgage and Housing Corporation recommends CMA similar to EZdeicer as the preferred deicing crystals when deicing roofs.
If you have ever used a "ice melt socks" before, you know that they provide an inexpensive method for removing roof ice dams and improving your home's heating efficiency.
Roof ice dams are an annoying source of roof damage, leaks, and heat loss in the winter.
The main causes are drip melt from improperly capped warm air vent pipes and poor roof insulation.
Laying a snow melt sock onto the roof so it crosses the ice dam and overhangs the gutter
will melt through the snow and ice and create a channel for water to flow down into the gutters or off the roof.
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A red-headed female that also happens to be a total bitch.
Dude A: Hey, I'm so psyched for my date with Annabeth tonite!
Dude B: You should reconsider man, she's a total fire and ice crotch.
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v. had sex with
Yo, your mom double ice tabled me so hard last night!
Man, you see that sexy girl over there? Yeah, I'd double ice table her.
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A bland, tasteless ice cream, characterized by its double rainbow color pattern. Named for the former Governor of AZ, this ice cream "flavor" is rather unnatural and pointless, but tradition dictates that when anyone tasting it complains, anyone else present must answer with the statement, "the system worked." All cartons of Napolitanoian Ice Cream are marked with the slogan, "We're not sure what it is, but it sure ain't terrorism!" It can be stored in the fridge, but most people insist on keeping it in the closet.
Sandra had a scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream with her life partner, Shasta.
Anwar and Sue were not surprised when the baby sitter gave them each another scoop of Napolitanoian Ice Cream, even though she had promised there would be no double dipping!
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Typically referred to as "puck bunnies". Now these are the girls who show up to every hockey game.(usually apart of the dance team). In reality these girls are a bunch of pucksluts who only fuck hockey guys, but since there "dating" a player on the team there referred to as ice bunnies or else that player will flip tits if called by there true names
Bro 1: dude check out that puckslut in row 2 dawg
Bro 2: dude quiet that's the captains girl, call her a ice bunny so he doesn't freak out
Bro 1: whatever she's only out for hockey players
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Extra Heavy Sugar Packed frosting for cakes and pies.
The guys wanted a red velvet cake with man icing, not with that boring "light" chick icing.
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