Dexi-Time

Literally working when the fuck you want, regardless of Company working hour regulations

Connor: "Hey has anyone seen Declan today?"
Ed: "Nah, he works when he wants, he's on Dexi-time, sipping a Corona & Lime"

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time-spamming

What you call someone's chat when they start talking shit to you, especially when you're busy and don't have time for their irrelevant fantasies.

Guillaume: "Hey Bruce, one day I'm going to invent a new type of punctuation mark with three dots and a squiggle. And I'll get money to help lobby the International Syntax Symposium from a Nigerian with lottery money locked up in a private bank in Rangoon."

Bruce: "Stop time-spamming me you asshole."

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Lag Time

The expected amount of time anticipated for a person to be late.

I'll try and be there at 1:00 but give me an hour "Lag Time".
Meaning they will arrive at 2:00.

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Holy Time

This is the time between when you send out an e-mail joke to your co-workers, and when people are supposed to start laughing out load.

I sat anxiously in "Holy Time" as I replied to the re-org announcement with with a hidden Rick Roll link.

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Crime Time

This isn't any specific time, it's a 24/7 way of life. It means to go so hard that it must be considered a crime. Used to describe a noun. Probably the dopest motto known to man kind. Can also be used in a hashtag. Therefore it is a saying, or a motto.

"Hey bro, what do you wanna do today?"
"Let's lift, I'm tryna get swole. Let's go Crime Time. #CrimeTime"
"Damn bro, you must really wanna go hard."

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time to bail

Simply means "I'm getting the hell outta here, I'm not hanging around."

"Uhh oh, the boss is on his way and he is pissed with you."
"Uhh, time to bail. Am gone."

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quam time

when the first two letters of a persons name are qu and they are hanging out with a person whose first name ends in am they are having quam time.

Quinten: Sam do you wanna have quam time?
Sam: Yes i would.

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