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When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!
Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.
When the woman positions her man in a way to where the erect penis is positioned into her vagina while she lifts him with her legs resulting in intercourse and a workout (works better with tiny man and Amazon woman)
Man (5’2 very skinny with unusually large penis): babe wanna try the Russian Leg Press?
Woman (6’5 Amazon Goddess with thick thighs): I’m glad you brought that up, I missed leg day and I’m very horny
The Russian Ompaloompa is when the male dips his member into chocolate fondue and then proceeds to place their member inside of the mouth and throat of another until they can barely breathe while humming an eery tune.
I gave that gave that girl from the bar a golden ticket, took her home and gave her the full Russian Ompaloompa.
One part Vodka, one part Cafe Mocha, one part Whipping Cream (milk, if extra lazy)
Man: Sorry, I never showed up with the Bailey's.
Awesome She God: It's cool. We made Lazy Russians.
The act of giving a shoulder ride while the rider is facing backwards causing their pubic hair to sit on your upper lip as though it was a russian man's mustache.
I let out a sneeze when the curly hair from my Russian mustache tickled my nose.
Receiving a promotion in an organization only because there's a sudden "vacancy" that needs to be addressed.
Uncle Joe hooked Andrei Zhdanov up with a Russian promotion to head of Leningrad Oblast after the shocking and completely unexpected assassination of Sergei Kirov.
When a woman is eaten out while on her period.
Dude, I went down on my girl last night and I was like a fucking Russian mosquito.