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jacob

the silent one in the friend group who's only still here because his girlfriend said so and if he left he would have no friends

jacob: wants to leave
his gf: no baby boo your ass is staying here

by thatsarcasticbitchx May 13, 2021


Jacob

A boy who Simps for Trans Thai Women

Jacob: Nathan Please Love Me

by TheSimpHunter October 10, 2020


Jacob

A gay white boy who is a cubs fan and does spoon jitsu

Guy:hey u wanna do something later??
Girl:fuck no ur a jacob

by itsthebear August 10, 2017


Jacob

“Jacob is among us

by Renyfeld November 24, 2021


Jacob

The biggest bitch You'll ever meet. Not only that he's as fruity as a smoothie

Damn jacob was tryin grab my ass, that bitch as fruity as hell

by Jaxson the bitch You insulted January 14, 2020


Jacob

jacob comes off as a sweet, nice guy, but then completely changes on you. he makes u fall for him but then crushes ur heart. he compliments u and talks to u for hours then u guys start liking each other. it’s great and things are going great. then he stops talking to u and completely ignores you making u question why he isn’t talking to u or if ur good enough. then he dumps u and tells u he never liked u. then u are completely broken and torn cause he never knew that u loved him. then after 8 months of u still not over him and crying every night, he texts u to say he loves u. u loved him too so u go back. same thing happens. this time, u are depressed but he doesn’t care. cause jacob never cared in the first place. he just wanted to see how pathetic u were.

jacob told u that u were worthless, ignorant, and no one would take u, but u still loved him and went back. that was ur mistake that broke u once again. jacob broke u again.

by nevertrustwhouthinkucan September 14, 2020


JACOB

the best

JACOB is the best

by not_____Jacob October 29, 2019