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For a guy: A douche
For a girl: Just a cool person
"Jordan's such a douche"
"No, she's cool"
"The male Jordan"
"Oh"
Jordan is a great person. If you find a Jordan never let her go. She will always be by your side no matter what happens. She will think and tell you she is ugly but she will be the most beautiful person you will ever meet. Jordan's are usually athletic. They are really popular. She will make you laugh no matter what by using the little stupidity she has because she is really smart . If you ever make her smile. She has a tight group of friends (mostly her sporty friends). But she does have some other friends. She is very sweet and if you make her mad you must've done something really bad against her. If you have a Jordan as a girlfriend hold her tight and if you have a best friend do everything you need to make her happy.
Girl 1: Jordan has a softball game today.
Girl 2: I know she's my best friend. I hope she does good.
Girl 1: She's your best friend. Dang she's really popular, beautiful, sweet and she has a pretty smile.
Girl 2: I know
A bum that sucks at basketball
Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
Jordan is an absolute mad lad, he is extremely good looking, a sex machine and an allround a great person.
That guy over there is such a jordan
He's probably funnier than you. And gets a lot of women but plays too much video games.
Tamary: Oh my god i can't believe I rejected Jordan he is soooooooooo cute i'm literally so wet he is so hot
Ashlyn: Literally same. I did the same thing and i regret it so much
A salty fatherless bozo who needs to stop simping and touch grass
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