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"That little chunder monkey has been locked in the bathroom all night!"
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When a male/female hangs from something(high bar) and shits into another persons mouth.
Dude, last night I gave this bitch the dirty monkey.
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Egging but not as douche-baggish. You throw bananas at passing cars from a hidden position. If they spot you, you run like crazy. It does not completely ruin the car like and egg but is just as fun.
1 pt: hit regular car
2 pt: hit rich people car
4 pt: in the car window
10 pt: cop car. RUN FASTER
Bro: What happened to the windshield on your Porsche?
Brosette: Some kids were monkey running. I chased them but i couldn't find them
Bro: 2 PTS!
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Having sex with a girl you are trying to break up with. When you are about to blow your load you pull out, spunk in your hand and then slap her across the face with it. You then dance around the room like a monkey making her think you are crazy thus making her want to break up with you.
Gary...You should break up with that phsyco bitch. I can't Yvonne just doesn't get it. Well give her the spunky monkey and she won't want to stay around cause she'll think your the crazy one.
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(n.) Nickname of the seed pods produced by sugar maple (Acer saccharum) trees (Liquidambar styraciflua, according to other sources). When ripe, these hard, spiky green balls are about the size of ping pong balls, and make excellent, abundant projectile ammo.
"Okay- everybody grab your sling shots and rackets, and pile up the monkey balls! THE WAR IS ON!!!"
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when lifeguards at the rec center have to continuously save black kids from drowning in the pool because they dont know how to swim
damn today i had to save 5 black kids today in the lazy river... monkey diving at its finest!
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The posterior of a simian creature. Used in simile to express the discomfort of brutal heat.
Yesterday it was cold as a witches tit. Now today it's hot as a monkey's ass.
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