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A secretary who sleeps their way to a promotion.
When promotion is given this secretary discovers that they are way over their head. They then find the highest ranking subordinate and lures them in with the promise of false love,(no matter if the subordinate has a spouse or not) and pop tarts and famous Amos chocolate chip cookies. The Subordinate likes to tell the DDP that she is the greatest supervisor ever.
Look at that Deputy Dime Piece make the stupidest decisions ever.
The day after Valentine’s Day. February 15th
#1: “Feb 15th coming up… What you got for your side piece on Side piece day?”
#2: “ I got my main a lambo for Valentine’s Day., for my side piece, a week trip to Dubai <3”
#3. “That’s a good nigga Savannah!”
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
“Olivia is such a piece of chalk she’s so useless.”
An individual who is exceedingly dull and uninspiring, devoid of any engaging qualities, and known for their lackluster personality.
Olivia is such a piece of chalk.
Losing to a girl in any event, challenge, or sport
Dude, you lost to your sister in rock paper scissors? You have been officially sugar pieced.
a girl who is friends with a guy and the guy secretly has feelings for the girl but doesn't want to show them because the girl isn't the typical aesthetic norm that they would date
TAYLOR: I really like Luke...
BRIANA: Well, does Luke like you back?
TAYLOR: Yes, but he won't do anything about it!
BRIANA: Why not? If he likes you, there shouldn't be a problem.
TAYLOR: I'm not a size zero, I'm short and my thighs are too thick... He won't date me because I don't look like all the other girls. But, he still fucks me every now and then.
BRIANA: Damn, you're his closet piece.
The moment that Edward Newgate told, not just the One Piece characters, but the entire world that One Piece truly exists.
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