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Similar to furry, a reverse furry is a humanoid animal. However, it is animals trying to be human instead of humans trying to be animal.
You are now cursed. You must send this on or you will be killed. Tonight at 12:00am, by a Reverse Furry. This is no joke. So don't think you can quickly get out of it and delete it now because a Reverse Furry will come to you if you do not send this on. She will slit your throat and your wrists and pull your eyeballs out with a fork. And then hang your dead corpse in your bedroom cupboard or put you under your bed. What's your parents going to do when they find you dead? Won't be funny then, will it? Don't think this is a fake and it's all put on to scare you because your wrong, so very wrong
Thomas: He sent this to 5 people. Big mistake- The night Thomas was lying in his bed watching T.V. The clock shows 12:01 am. The T.V mysteriously flickered and Thomas's bedroom lamp flashed several times. It went pitch black, Thomas looked left and there she was, a Reverse Furry standing in white rags. Blood everywhere with a knife in her hand then disappeared. The biggest fright of Thomas's life
Warning... NEVER look in a mirror and repeat -Reverse Furry. Reverse Furry. Reverse Furry... I KILLED YOUR SON' Is it the end for you tonight! YOU ARE NOW CURSED
ITS YOUR CHOICE... WANNA DIE TONIGHT? If you send this email to...
NO PEOPLE - You're going to die
1-5 PEOPLE - You're going to either get hurt or get the biggest fright of your life
5-15 PEOPLE - You will bring your family bad luck and someone close to you will die
15 -25 OR MORE PEOPLE - You are safe from a Reverse Furry
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Another phrase used to describe anal sex.
It's like taking a shit in reverse!
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When you have so much air pressure in your intestine that your bowls begin to retract causeing an imbigulously involuntary extraction of fecies into the lavoritory causing the dihydrogen monoxide to be intercalated into your rectum.
Doctor: your son will not be living much longer.
Parent: why?
Doctor: im sorry to say that he... he(sigh).. he has undergone the Reverse-methane process.
Parent: thats to bad. i guess.
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the act of inserting a flaccid penis into an anus.
I was so wasted that I couldn't even get it up. I had to settle for a reverse Colgate challenge.
The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.
This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.
The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
The act of going out on the town (barhopping, paying cover-charge after cover charge, buying expensive drink after expensive drink) and then heading to a house party where you feel terrible about how much money you could have saved.
Wow...you guys totally made me reverse pre-game by telling me about this house party AFTER the fifth bar. Not only am I too sloshed to want to drink any more, I am pretty sure I am broke.
When a girl brings you to completion and the spits the baby sauce into your mouth
Dude I went out with Sarah and everything was great until she reverse momma birded me