Rule 101

If you find a Page not Found, Use a different page.

Person 1: I made a new rule of the internet!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Rule 101

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Rules Game

A style of game where the emphasis is not on the game itself, but in the adherence to, manipulation of, interpretation of, or in some cases, creation of rules. Any game may be turned into a rules game by a Rules Lawyer/Rules Librarian.

Notable rules games: Cheat (card game), Munchkin, Calvinball.

I don't care if they bid out of turn, we're not playing a rules game.

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Rule 1002

When the waiter offers the check, whoever suggested the date must pay for it.

Waiter: Here’s the check
Girl: Oh, he will pay for it
Guy: Rule 1002, you are, you suggested the date, now you are paying for it.
Girl: Aw man I thought you were!
Waiter: I’ll just set it here and Alt+F4.

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Indian Rule

When you make an agreement, then later take it back.

Hey Ho-Chunk you can have this chunk of reserved land, INDIAN RULE.

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Rule 97

Never, under any circumstances, make a dragon cry.

Recently a neighbor broke rule 97, we haven’t heard from him since.

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rule 3002

White women will never say no to starbucks

Rule 3002 meaning Women love starbucks example
Women 1: Wanna go to Starbucks? my treat.
Women 2: OMG YESS OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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Rule 35

Refers to Rule 35 of Federal Sentencing guidelines, specifically paragraph B, "Reducing a Sentence for Substantial Assistance," which makes provision for reduction of sentence to those who aid the police.

All this other porn crap about Rule 35 is completely wrong and idiotic.

Billy took the stand and testified against Marcus in order to receive a deal from the court systems to reduce his own sentence via Rule 35.

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