In my fucking no so humble opinion

In my fucking no so humble opinion is a phrase used by a little amount of people. It is also known as IMFNSHO, for short. This phrase means that you are trying to give someone your opinion while being a little humble about it. You are trying to say that your opinion is not the best opinion in the world and you are trying not to brag by saying, "MY OPINION IS THE ONLY CORRECT ONE!!!"

"My opinion is also the correct answer! You guys are all stupid copycats!" said Lisa.

"Well, since I am not trying to brag like Lisa, in my fucking no so humble opinion , I think that 23 will be the correct answer." said Caleb.

So cold I could shit

1)(metaphor) Welsh saying; Freeing to the point of shitting.
2)(Adjective)To describe a girl that makes you want to deficate.

1) Chris: It's freezing
Marc: I'm so cold I could shit
2) Chris: How did your date go?
David: She was so cold I could shit.

You're So Good At Sports

Adj. - To be good at sports is like saying "YOU REALLY FUCKED UP!!!" in something.

EXAMPLE:

Jeff: "Hey guys i'm gonna make this half court shot"

People: "Ok!"

*shoots*

*misses*

*hits special ed. kid in head*

People: "OH SHIT!"

Jeff: "Guys chill out.. I don't wanna get in trouble."

(2 Minutes Later)

Gym Teacher: "JEFF!!! Office...NOW!"

(45 Minutes Later)

People: "What happened? You get in trouble?"

Jeff: "Detention for thursday..."

People: "Jeff You're So Good At Sports!"

willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

how the fuck did you find this

Ronald: hey man

god: willy g dum dum chungas never seems so sus so sus so sus. He vents to electrical qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

Ronald: that’s weird god

Ronald: to the person reading this: how the fuck did you find this and why

So do you like fishing?

A phrase to be used in a conversation when there is an awkward silence or nothing to talk about. Similar to "How 'bout them Knicks?"

Zach: Then I found out he crying in the bathroom
Adam: ....
Zach: So do you like fishing?

So you think you're a boer?

South African slang phrase essentially meaning; 'so you think you're the man?'. Often used in just about any situation even if it doesn't make any sense. Important to especially pronounce the word 'boer' at the end. The longer you can hold the 'owr' sound the more street cred is given.

Skye: Check it out man 1600 points!
Brice: So you think you're a BOER!?

Skye: Whats the time?
Brice: So you think you're a boer?
Skye: What?
Brice: So you think you're a BOoooewwRrrr!?

there's so much stress in my life, so i need to smoke

phrase beginning smokers say to their parents (and rarely, children, spouses, or siblings, and very rarely, grandchildren) when they are told it's unhealthy for them and such people tell them not to continue

Mother: "You've been smoking, haven't you? I can smell it on your clothes even when you tried to cover it up."
Daughter (angry and embarassed): "Mother! There's so much stress in my life, so I need to smoke, okay?! Daddy keeps putting on that shitty rap channel and it stresses me out, so smoking will calm it down".
Mother: "Watch your mouth there, young lady. Don't let that bother you. He's just teasing you and you know it. And, you won't smoke anymore or he'll hear about it".
Daughter: "I won't smoke at home, okay? I'll just do it outside the home, and I'll cover it up when I'm done. No one here will suspect a thing."
Mother: "You won't do it anywhere! You're done with it now!"