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a .38 revolver with the hammer filed down so it slides in and out of pockets without getting hung.
i rolled up on him and with the saturday night special and smoked him like kush.
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When someone shits the bed and rolls around in it. They then deny that they did it, but everyone knows who done it. His name was Kyle Davis. His name was Kyle Davis.
Kyle Davis took a shit in the bed and rolled around in it to create a brown-bag special!
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a man is getting head from a girl and comes in her mouth, instead of swollowing the girl spits the remaining cum into an empty sams choice can and throws it out. After a few days they check on the can and the cum has dried over the remaining coke in the can.
Daxton gave the ol' Sam's choice special to Taylynn one night.
Man i cant believe that coke tasted like sperm.
Yum i love sams choice!
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Used to describe a firearm that is incredibly inept at performing its primary duty. Named after the Florida School Board shooting, in which a gunman shot repeatedly at said members without striking one. However, it did work at very close range, e.g., the shooter's head.
Similar to a Saturday Night Special, but not nearly as effective.
Dude, some idiot got shot by the cops while robbing a liquor store with a School Board Special!
I've really been wanting to buy a nice handgun, but I don't have the funds. There's a school board special on sale at the gun store, so I guess I'll have to settle for that.
Some crazy kid tried to pass off his airsoft as a school board special to his friends at school.
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Typically a girl but can be a boy who goes to Uni at 18 and has no clue about life. Specifically, they have no idea about sex and are general muppets.
" That freshie is a 'shoe box special' "
" I've just met a girl and she's a right 'shoe box special' "
" He's a 'shoe box special' "
" She's a 'shoe box special' "
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A mentally challenged liberal. A special snowflake is typically not capable of partaking in political discourse, but many retain their rights to do so.
Yeah, xe is a special snowflake. Feel bad for xem, but God made xer that way.
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A drink combo of unbelievable value, usually comprising a beer and a shot for as low as $5, that can be commonly found in New York City's East Village neighborhood.
Popular combos include a PBR, either a can or a draft, and a shot of whiskey, though some bars let the customer choose the type of beer and shot. Perhaps the most unique combo discovered to date is a 24 oz. can of Labatt with a shot of Jack Daniels for $6.
East Village specials are commonly purchased in order to get completely wasted in New York City without paying $10 for one miserable beer.
I don't want to go to Midtown. It blows because it is expensive and everyone is an asshole. Why don't we just get some East Village specials?
Brooklyn is so far away. Let's get hammered on some East Village specials instead.
Dude, I just spent $300 on a flight to visit my girlfriend and she fucking dumped me. I'm going to need some East Village specials when I get back to the city.
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