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Some refer to him as a God wearing an asian cloak, others call him Benjamin. This magnificient vagina crusher goes through ten pounds of rice a day along with the tears of baby kittens. If you've never seen this amazing creature, he will turn your eyes into dolphin jizz. Convinced he isn't the prophit yet? He saves an average of the whole world on a daily with his huge dick from gamma rays. He once told santa to stop and let him give kids presents. He is a god, Ben is yeezus.
Wow, that's a Ben Acosta gesture.
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Uncle Bens means pulling out so you don’t cum in a girl.
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A person of small statute and stubby thumbs.
Dude. He's a typical Ben Lamb...
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An urban legend, originating from Toronto, and discovered in New Haven, CT. Appears only at night, he is known for walking around Yale's old campus during the Explo program and sniffing hands, "stopping the kissers in the moonlight", talking hockey, and searching for a man named John Smith, presumed to be a lost lover. He is asian, and fluent in 14 Middle Eastern languages. Claims to live with Sidney Crosby, Roberto Luongo, and Wayne Gretzky. Enjoys cranberry juice and upon arriving at Yale, believed that it was Spain. Changes clothes every 8-10 days, and also is known for groping men. Is believed to be between 70 and 90 pounds and is approximately 4'9". Gu claims to be 16 years old, and can be seen during program hours exploring New Haven unaccompanied or walking with his assistant, Patrice. Is always listening to an iPod, containing a cycle of between 5 and 8 songs that repeats throughout the day. Almost always gives answers to questions that are extremely demented and off-topic. Also enjoys green tea.
Cramer: "Ben Gu, what do you think about the debt situation?"
Ben Gu: "The woman on the starbucks container looks like the statue of liberty!"
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Is a man/boy with a small penis. tends to be a boxer, but is not very good. he also likes butters chicks. as well as that, he tenses ever single day. he should get gold medals in tensing olympics.
My boyfriend is such a ben goodman
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A "dirty Ben" is when you are so good in bed that your partner just shakes all the time and tells everybody who asks even remotely.
... is a dirty Ben. He's said to be sooo good!
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